Post by maniac on Sept 18, 2007 16:12:36 GMT -5
*The scene begins to slowly open. It is focused on a Monday Night Glory logo. It begins zooming out as we begin seeing a bulletin board, two steel chairs, and the corner of a locker. The camera begins panning the room. Finally Maniac is found sitting on a sofa watching ESPN. He is wearing Blue Jeans, White Lugs Shoes, A White T-Shirt, and a hat. After a while Maniac hears a knock on the door.*
Maniac: Yeah?
*Maniac turns the T.V. off and sits up straight.*
Sherri Cucumber: Hey Maniac! It’s Sherri Cucumber. I was just wondering if I could get a few words with you.
Maniac: Come in!
*Sherri opens the door as a camera man follows. Sherri sits down in the steel chair that is opposite of the sofa.*
Sherri Cucumber: Thanks for allowing me to get this interview.
Maniac: No Problem, at least this is the first time. Normally you bother me all week.
Sherri Cucumber: Sorry about that!
*Sherri Cucumber looks at the camera as the camera begins rolling.*
Sherri Cucumber: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm Sherri Cucumber live in the locker room of Maniac! So Maniac, how have you been this week?
Maniac: Well, I've been alright. Deas and I cleaned house at Thursday Night Honor just like we said we would and here we are at Glory getting another shot at the HWA Tag Team Championship.
Sherri Cucumber: Are the rumors true that you will be going after not only the HWA Hatchet Championship but also the NWA X-Division Championship?
Maniac: Yes it is Sherri, I have gone back to my hardcore roots and I plan on winning me some hardcore gold. I’m going after our division gold and then I’m going after the big one.
Sherri Cucumber: Alright. Well this week at Monday Night Glory you and Deas once again tag up to take on the HWA Tag Team Champions for the HWA Tag Team Championship in a steel cage match, with the match only six days away are you getting nervous?
Maniac: Of Course Sherri. When I face competition such as this there is that little feeling of anxiety. But I think it is time for me and Deas to step up to the plate and crack a home run, I know that the tag champs will put up one hell of a fight and it will make for one hell of a match but in the end I know what team will come out victorious. Deas and I understand and respect one another, but I don’t think that is the case for our opponents. You see Kennedy wants what everyone in the HWA wants, and that is the HWA Championship. Kennedy has made that abundantly clear at Thursday Night Honor and with the reaction Diamond Mine gave there is no way they are going to be able to trust each other, let alone work as a team.
Sherri Cucumber: thingyy as usual I see. What about Keith Kennedy?
Maniac: This man is an interesting one; you see Kennedy thinks that he is number one around here when really he is just a small fish in the ocean. This isn't preschool, where we all gather around in a circle and tell each other our names, and tell what our hobbies are, and who our favorite cartoon character is. Kennedy, this is a big boy place. This is not where we see what we have in common, this is pro wrestling. A contact sport, where the object is to not make friends with your opponent, but to attack him in every possible way. It is kill or be killed so to speak in this industry and I refuse to go down, Deas and I will rise above it all and take home the victory and the gold. There is nothing that can stop us, not even you Kennedy. It is our time to shine in the tag team division and I’ll be dammed if we are held back by a makeshift tag team. The days grow near boys and your FATALITIES ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sherri Cucumber: Strong words from a strong competitor!
Maniac: Got anymore Questions?
Sherri Cucumber: What about Black Irish? With him being the HWA Hatchet Champion and number one contender to the NWA X-Division Championship what do you have planned for him?
*Maniac begins to laugh a little and then gets a serious look on his face.*
Maniac: Black Irish you can walk around here like you own the world all you want, but I'm not holding back on what I said. You haven't accomplished anything in the hardcore division that I haven’t done already. You may have the gold and be first in line for an NWA X-Division Title match but like all my other opponents you will soon find out that in the ring my head is clear as day and I am one hundred percent focused on the match at hand. Your time as Hatchet Division Champion and number one contender for the NWA X-Division Title is coming to an end Black Irish, because you are soon going to be going up against a man who knows no limits, a man who does whatever it takes to win a match, you are going to be going up against “The Human Horror Reel” Maniac.
*Maniac puts his hand on his chin and looks toward the ceiling. He then looks back at the camera taking his hand away.*
Maniac: But anyway, back to the match at hand. Diamond Mine and Keith Kennedy, there comes a time in people’s lives when they have to face a major challenge. And unfortunately for you two your challenge is way more then you can handle. There is nothing Deas and I won’t do to win; we are two men with everything to gain and nothing to lose, and in situations like that people get hurt…bad. Diamond Mine, its people like you who stink up this fed and take away the honor that we have worked for so hard for the longest time. And Kennedy, your thingyy attitude and poor judgment are a deadly combination that is going to get you and your tag partner seriously hurt. You don’t have the potential or the skills to make in the HWA, hell you are too much of a girl thingy to even show up to shoot a f**king promo! Diamond Mine and Kennedy, come Glory it will be time to put up or shut up and I’m afraid for you it will your time to be shut up…PERMANANTLY!!!!!!!
*Maniac takes a deep breath and then shakes his head and smiles. He then looks back at the camera.*
Maniac: So you like to hear your name on Television Diamond Mine? Well just to let you know, I’ve said your name on a couple promos which *Pause* when I mentioned your name all people did was laugh. You may have been in the back watching, because I know everyone else does, but that just shows the stupidity you have! We don't need that kind of person in this fed, that is exactly why I will be the one to eliminate you from the match and from ever wrestling again. That’s right, you can come out and act like a hard ass, and act all big and bad, like you’re a tough guy, but the fact is you may put yourself out to be a strong son of a pregnant dog, but your nothing but a pregnant dog. You will be mine come time we step in that steel cage. I will turn you into the pregnant dog that you really are. Shove your face in the dirt and beat the living hell out of you. You can hide behind the scenes all you want, but the fact is you will meet your FATALITY. When Monday comes rolling around, you will understand the meaning of my slogan. You will actually understand. *Mocks Kennedy.* d**n! Maniac made me meet my FATALITY! He is the real deal! *Laughs a little, and begins talking normally again* I will get into that ring and beat you and your partner and show you no mercy what so ever. That is all there is to it. So here are some words of advice. Keep your d**n mouth shut before you piss me off, and trust me, you don't want that to happen. Look at Kennedy, he knows what it’s like to step in the ring with me and get beat down. That is what happens when you piss me off to a certain point, and Diamond Mine you are pretty close. You are pretty close to meeting your FATALITY!!!!
Sherri Cucumber: Any other comments for your opponents?
Maniac: Yeah, you know Diamond Mine and Kennedy you may be the champs, you may hold a lot of gold between you but you can be beaten. You are both vulnerable and Deas and I will exploit those vulnerabilities and use them to win. I mean, these guys really think Deas and I should be afraid of them but they are going to learn the hard way that we fear no one. Prepare yourselves boys because you are going to suffer the wrath of the Sychopathic Siblings!!!
*Maniac stands up and leaves with the camera man following close behind. After a few minutes, Bryan Deas comes walking up to Maniac.
Maniac: What’s up Deas?
Bryan Deas: Not much Maniac. You?
Maniac: Not Much. Just got done talking to Sherri Cucumber about our match at Monday Night Glory.
Bryan Deas: I can’t wait for that, we are going to show the HWA why The Sychopathic Siblings are the best tag team there ever was!!!
Maniac: Hell yeah Deas, we are going to dominate and show everyone that we are exactly what we say we are. We are going to be the next HWA Tag Team Champions and there isn’t a d**n thing anyone can do about it.
Bryan Deas: I'll tell you what Maniac, Diamond Mine and Kennedy are nothing but children. They don’t even know how to wrestle dude they are just punks.
Maniac: I know! They dance around with those Tag Titles like it means something. I heard that they play with naked male Barbies.
Bryan Deas: Dude I heard they play with each other every night.
Maniac: They probably kiss each other good night before they go to bed! (Laughs) Anyway, are you ready for this cage match?
Bryan Deas: I’ve never been more ready then now Maniac, I am ready to kick those losers’ asses and hold some HWA gold d**nIT!!!
Maniac: I’m glad to hear that Deas, we have to be one-hundred percent concentrated on this match if we want to win. Remember, we have the edge. Nothing to lose…
Bryan Deas: And everything to gain!!!
Maniac: Good! I’m glad that we are on the same page Deas, which will make our victory that much sweeter.
Bryan Deas: Agreed, it’s going to be a glorious night for us come Monday, a new ear in the tag team division will begin
Maniac: Exactly. That was what I was going to say. Well, I'll talk to you later I got some other things to take care of.
*Maniac stands up and shakes Deas's hand. Deas walks off as Maniac walks over and grabs a Mountain Dew from the pop machine. He opens the can and gulps half of it down. He then sets it on the counter as the scene slowly fades.*
Maniac: Yeah?
*Maniac turns the T.V. off and sits up straight.*
Sherri Cucumber: Hey Maniac! It’s Sherri Cucumber. I was just wondering if I could get a few words with you.
Maniac: Come in!
*Sherri opens the door as a camera man follows. Sherri sits down in the steel chair that is opposite of the sofa.*
Sherri Cucumber: Thanks for allowing me to get this interview.
Maniac: No Problem, at least this is the first time. Normally you bother me all week.
Sherri Cucumber: Sorry about that!
*Sherri Cucumber looks at the camera as the camera begins rolling.*
Sherri Cucumber: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm Sherri Cucumber live in the locker room of Maniac! So Maniac, how have you been this week?
Maniac: Well, I've been alright. Deas and I cleaned house at Thursday Night Honor just like we said we would and here we are at Glory getting another shot at the HWA Tag Team Championship.
Sherri Cucumber: Are the rumors true that you will be going after not only the HWA Hatchet Championship but also the NWA X-Division Championship?
Maniac: Yes it is Sherri, I have gone back to my hardcore roots and I plan on winning me some hardcore gold. I’m going after our division gold and then I’m going after the big one.
Sherri Cucumber: Alright. Well this week at Monday Night Glory you and Deas once again tag up to take on the HWA Tag Team Champions for the HWA Tag Team Championship in a steel cage match, with the match only six days away are you getting nervous?
Maniac: Of Course Sherri. When I face competition such as this there is that little feeling of anxiety. But I think it is time for me and Deas to step up to the plate and crack a home run, I know that the tag champs will put up one hell of a fight and it will make for one hell of a match but in the end I know what team will come out victorious. Deas and I understand and respect one another, but I don’t think that is the case for our opponents. You see Kennedy wants what everyone in the HWA wants, and that is the HWA Championship. Kennedy has made that abundantly clear at Thursday Night Honor and with the reaction Diamond Mine gave there is no way they are going to be able to trust each other, let alone work as a team.
Sherri Cucumber: thingyy as usual I see. What about Keith Kennedy?
Maniac: This man is an interesting one; you see Kennedy thinks that he is number one around here when really he is just a small fish in the ocean. This isn't preschool, where we all gather around in a circle and tell each other our names, and tell what our hobbies are, and who our favorite cartoon character is. Kennedy, this is a big boy place. This is not where we see what we have in common, this is pro wrestling. A contact sport, where the object is to not make friends with your opponent, but to attack him in every possible way. It is kill or be killed so to speak in this industry and I refuse to go down, Deas and I will rise above it all and take home the victory and the gold. There is nothing that can stop us, not even you Kennedy. It is our time to shine in the tag team division and I’ll be dammed if we are held back by a makeshift tag team. The days grow near boys and your FATALITIES ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sherri Cucumber: Strong words from a strong competitor!
Maniac: Got anymore Questions?
Sherri Cucumber: What about Black Irish? With him being the HWA Hatchet Champion and number one contender to the NWA X-Division Championship what do you have planned for him?
*Maniac begins to laugh a little and then gets a serious look on his face.*
Maniac: Black Irish you can walk around here like you own the world all you want, but I'm not holding back on what I said. You haven't accomplished anything in the hardcore division that I haven’t done already. You may have the gold and be first in line for an NWA X-Division Title match but like all my other opponents you will soon find out that in the ring my head is clear as day and I am one hundred percent focused on the match at hand. Your time as Hatchet Division Champion and number one contender for the NWA X-Division Title is coming to an end Black Irish, because you are soon going to be going up against a man who knows no limits, a man who does whatever it takes to win a match, you are going to be going up against “The Human Horror Reel” Maniac.
*Maniac puts his hand on his chin and looks toward the ceiling. He then looks back at the camera taking his hand away.*
Maniac: But anyway, back to the match at hand. Diamond Mine and Keith Kennedy, there comes a time in people’s lives when they have to face a major challenge. And unfortunately for you two your challenge is way more then you can handle. There is nothing Deas and I won’t do to win; we are two men with everything to gain and nothing to lose, and in situations like that people get hurt…bad. Diamond Mine, its people like you who stink up this fed and take away the honor that we have worked for so hard for the longest time. And Kennedy, your thingyy attitude and poor judgment are a deadly combination that is going to get you and your tag partner seriously hurt. You don’t have the potential or the skills to make in the HWA, hell you are too much of a girl thingy to even show up to shoot a f**king promo! Diamond Mine and Kennedy, come Glory it will be time to put up or shut up and I’m afraid for you it will your time to be shut up…PERMANANTLY!!!!!!!
*Maniac takes a deep breath and then shakes his head and smiles. He then looks back at the camera.*
Maniac: So you like to hear your name on Television Diamond Mine? Well just to let you know, I’ve said your name on a couple promos which *Pause* when I mentioned your name all people did was laugh. You may have been in the back watching, because I know everyone else does, but that just shows the stupidity you have! We don't need that kind of person in this fed, that is exactly why I will be the one to eliminate you from the match and from ever wrestling again. That’s right, you can come out and act like a hard ass, and act all big and bad, like you’re a tough guy, but the fact is you may put yourself out to be a strong son of a pregnant dog, but your nothing but a pregnant dog. You will be mine come time we step in that steel cage. I will turn you into the pregnant dog that you really are. Shove your face in the dirt and beat the living hell out of you. You can hide behind the scenes all you want, but the fact is you will meet your FATALITY. When Monday comes rolling around, you will understand the meaning of my slogan. You will actually understand. *Mocks Kennedy.* d**n! Maniac made me meet my FATALITY! He is the real deal! *Laughs a little, and begins talking normally again* I will get into that ring and beat you and your partner and show you no mercy what so ever. That is all there is to it. So here are some words of advice. Keep your d**n mouth shut before you piss me off, and trust me, you don't want that to happen. Look at Kennedy, he knows what it’s like to step in the ring with me and get beat down. That is what happens when you piss me off to a certain point, and Diamond Mine you are pretty close. You are pretty close to meeting your FATALITY!!!!
Sherri Cucumber: Any other comments for your opponents?
Maniac: Yeah, you know Diamond Mine and Kennedy you may be the champs, you may hold a lot of gold between you but you can be beaten. You are both vulnerable and Deas and I will exploit those vulnerabilities and use them to win. I mean, these guys really think Deas and I should be afraid of them but they are going to learn the hard way that we fear no one. Prepare yourselves boys because you are going to suffer the wrath of the Sychopathic Siblings!!!
*Maniac stands up and leaves with the camera man following close behind. After a few minutes, Bryan Deas comes walking up to Maniac.
Maniac: What’s up Deas?
Bryan Deas: Not much Maniac. You?
Maniac: Not Much. Just got done talking to Sherri Cucumber about our match at Monday Night Glory.
Bryan Deas: I can’t wait for that, we are going to show the HWA why The Sychopathic Siblings are the best tag team there ever was!!!
Maniac: Hell yeah Deas, we are going to dominate and show everyone that we are exactly what we say we are. We are going to be the next HWA Tag Team Champions and there isn’t a d**n thing anyone can do about it.
Bryan Deas: I'll tell you what Maniac, Diamond Mine and Kennedy are nothing but children. They don’t even know how to wrestle dude they are just punks.
Maniac: I know! They dance around with those Tag Titles like it means something. I heard that they play with naked male Barbies.
Bryan Deas: Dude I heard they play with each other every night.
Maniac: They probably kiss each other good night before they go to bed! (Laughs) Anyway, are you ready for this cage match?
Bryan Deas: I’ve never been more ready then now Maniac, I am ready to kick those losers’ asses and hold some HWA gold d**nIT!!!
Maniac: I’m glad to hear that Deas, we have to be one-hundred percent concentrated on this match if we want to win. Remember, we have the edge. Nothing to lose…
Bryan Deas: And everything to gain!!!
Maniac: Good! I’m glad that we are on the same page Deas, which will make our victory that much sweeter.
Bryan Deas: Agreed, it’s going to be a glorious night for us come Monday, a new ear in the tag team division will begin
Maniac: Exactly. That was what I was going to say. Well, I'll talk to you later I got some other things to take care of.
*Maniac stands up and shakes Deas's hand. Deas walks off as Maniac walks over and grabs a Mountain Dew from the pop machine. He opens the can and gulps half of it down. He then sets it on the counter as the scene slowly fades.*
